shit I got at glossier as a guy

The first time I heard of glossier was when I was enjoying my coffee in central park while texting my friend. Said friend asked me to grab some make up for her from glossier and I decided to j drop by. Anyway, it was a lot of fun and I ended up spending more on myself than I expected L O L

1. Glossier You Perfume (64USD)

Yo, I am quite big on using cologne, and let me tell you this is one of the more unique scents I have ever came across. Quite floral, bright, and whispers: this is a garden, and not in the bathandbodyworks way, its quite subtle, and so enjoyable…

ANYWAY, I googled and apparently it reacts with your body’s pheromones and shit to produce a truly unique scent, now im sure thats MARKETING BULLSHIT, (bc what kind of perfume doesnt react w ur own scent sia fr) BUT YOU BET I BOUGHT THIS SORT OF GIMMICK LIKE THE CAPITALISTIC SHEEP I AM!!!!!!!

2. Boy Brow Brush

Ok personally, I have relatively thick and neat brows and found this pretty fkin useless…. BUT I would recommend this if you/you bf, has rly unkempt brows.

3. Concealer

Not bad, blends well, havent used it much so eh, but q handy in brightening ny eyebags in a pinch. Hm I honestly dont use this enough to have a v strong opinion HAHAHAH

4. Mascara

YOOOO, I also thought men dont use mascara. But hear me out, when I was there at the NYC downtown shop, YOU GET A FREE MASCARA if you spend above 50USD, which is a for sure la, cfm u step in, 2 big holes in ur wallet alr. BUT its so natural, and not clumpy, no one knew my eyelashes were fake. Highly recommend this.

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