things I dislike as a Christian girly

over the past days there has been talk about the world ending again and I would've thought we would have learned our lesson in 2012 but here we are again , for one thing I'm glad I'm not God cause I would be teasing y'all every year on the new Year and be like " Jacob I saw you picking you're nose and also Sarah your boyfriends cheating on you peace y'all " like I would cause absolute chaos 😭😭 like God has so much patience with yall I COULD NEVER ,like the way i would casually walk into mcdonalds in my god form ask for a meal and descend back into the clouds LOL , ME :" since yall got yall degree and everything and keep predicting when im coming back "😭😭 I just think the whole solar eclipse thing is stupid and kinda funny seeing people scrambling around #shareyourthoughts #selfcare #christian