Things I don’t trust

Ladders- there’s no way that thing can hold up a grown man. Like what. And the ones that lean against the house…no thank you.

Fire- I feel like this one is pretty self explanatory. My biggest fear is my house burning down. We had issues with our smoke alarms so now I have like ptsd with them randomly going off

Mini fridge. This little thing be making too much noise. I will be home alone and it’s all quiet and all I hear is this fridge getting ready to explode.

PIGEONS- how can one expect me to just walk in a straight line when pigeons are gettin all up in my business. Like you have wings. Fly somewhere else.

What are your guys thoughts on these things?