UNHINGED DIARIES: episode two

welcome back! i figure i should provide some context this time 🙈

🦶 okie so in the first pic, this was a bruise! i’m sorry that it’s blurry but i think i zoomed in (idk this was years ago). i was hanging out with my college friend group and there was this one country boy who was very chunky. now i’m not fat-sh_ming anyone bc everyone has different struggles they go through and we never really know the full reason or their backstory. it’s important for this story tho bc i was most comfy sitting on the floor in this crowded apt room and i was like this man better not step on me bc he was wearing STEEL-TOED BOOTS which are obviously heel-heavy. but i wasn’t worried about it bc i had already told homeboi to be careful (i mean i was in the corner so i really wasn’t thinking i was gonna have to pay attention). but it didn’t matter what i thought because he started backing up to let someone pass in front of him and ended up STEPPING ON MY BRITTLE DORSAL BONES 😭 yeah that bruise was there for a good while. i didn’t tell him i was mad at him but looking back bro shoulda been a helluva lot more cautious 🙈

🎥 okie the second and third photos: i was directing and playing in a music video and omg i don’t even wanna talk about it smh

🧋 i had boba for the first time only a couple years back. i really like it but it’s kinda expensive so i don’t treat myself often xx

🥗 lunch with my old massage therapy friends was always a blast. i still talk to the gorgeous hilarious woman in that photo 🖤

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♾️ : out of all the emojis i’ve put beside one another, this one is my fave bc it represents the attitudinal best in me lmao

🎤 drunk karaoke was a blast! but the reason why it was unhinged is bc i was the DRIVER but I DIDNT KNOW I WAS TIPSY! no no one dr_gged me, i just had a couple shots but didn’t know i was a lightweight. moral of the story: if you had anything to drink, make sure you aren’t driving right after 🤦‍♀️ everyone was okay but the sad part about this story is that bc i didn’t know i was drunk, i sang with all confidence (cuz i mean i can sing) but realized why i had less control of my voice 😭

🥃 speaking of drinking, idk if i have enough space in the caption to share this story lmao. lmk if y’all wanna know what’s up w that one.

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