Father’s Day card inspo

We were going to give you 100 GRAND Father’s Day, but the money slipped through our BUTTER FINGERS

and it wasn’t a PAYDAY. We tried to round to round up XTRA WHATCHAMACALLIT to sell. We didn’t think a pet KITKAT, trip to new YORK, or an ORBIT around the MILKY WAY would be suitable. You make funny jokes that make us LAFFY TAFFY. You taught us to be SMARTIES not DUMMIES, and we want everyone to k ow that our POP ROCKS. We hope you TAKE 5 and enjoy this Father’s Day. We want to wish you MOUNDS of ALMOND JOY as your eat this card. We hope you don’t ROLO-ver and get sick. Happy Father’s Day.

Love,

You’re 3 MUSKETEERS (we have three kids in the family so obviously optional)

(Also optional) P.S mom thinks your HOT TAMALES and her HUBBA BUBBA.